Well, we got the hell outta dodge, landed safely in Cancun, and promptly drove to the first place we could find that sold decent tacos. Here's what happens when you land at the airport in Cancun: There's no free wifi. The first thing you see is an overpriced Starbucks. Uber is illegal and people will threaten to call the police on you if they find out you're calling one. I'm actually serious about that last one, so we did it anyway. If someone asks you if you need a taxi, jus